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Tôi cho rằng Đẳng cấp của một Cá nhân thể hiện

• Mặt bằng Văn hóa họ ứng xử
• Phương pháp chính thống đư¬ợc áp dụng
• Tính Kỷ luật và chuyên nghiệp
• Năng lực Cam kết cá nhân
• Sự nghiệp Công ích mà họ đạt tới

Đọc tí cho vui

• SOCIALISM
You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor.
• COMMUNISM You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.
• FASCISM You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk.
• NAZISM
You have 2 cows. The Government takes both and shoots you.
• BUREAUCRATISM
You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one,
milks the other and throws the milk away.
• TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull ( bß ®ùc ).
Your herd (®µn ) multiplies, and the economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.
• AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to
produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant
to analyze why the cow dropped dead.
• FRENCH CORPORATION You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows
• JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows. You redesign them so they are
one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty
times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image
called Cowkimon and market them World-Wide.
• GERMAN CORPORATION
You have two cows. You reengineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.

ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows, but you don’t know where they are.
You break for lunch.

RUSSIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows.
You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
You count them again and learn you have 2 cows.
You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.

SWISS CORPORATION
You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you.
You charge others for storing them.
• A CHINESE CORPORATION
You have two cows. You have
300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity,
and arrest ( b¾t gi÷ ) the newsman who reported the numbers.
• AN INDIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows. You worship ( t«n thê ) them.
• A BRITISH CORPORATION
You have two cows. Both are mad.
• EGYPTIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows. Both are voting for Mubarak!

Tham khảo tính cách :
Thiên Đường ở đó
• Nơi mà người Anh là cảnh sát
• Người Pháp là đầu bếp
• Người Đức là thợ cơ khí
• Người ý là tình nhân
• Còn người Thụy Sĩ là nhà tổ chức

Địa ngục ở đó

Nơi mà người Anh là đầu bếp
Người Pháp là thợ cơ khí
Người Thụy sĩ là tình nhân
Người Đức là cảnh sát
Người ý là nhà tổ chức